A young man starts a speech dedicated to his teachers and his past. He is making fun of everything and everyone around him. At first he says that he is going to tell everything and everyone should prepare for what he's about to say. He also says he doesn't care what they think about it because he will say it all. He makes some jokes about himself and his family.
The speaker tells a funny story about his engagement. He was happy at first, because he thinks that he's a great lover. But then he had to do everything his wife wanted him to do. For example, he had to buy a cake for her dog. This really made him angry because the shopkeeper asked him if he would eat it right there or if he should pack it.
The man tells a story about his son. He was really happy when his son was born, but he started to be annoying when he grew up. He once asked his father about breathing and why they breathe. His mother told him that breathing makes the belly go in and out. This made him confused and he thought it was some kind of black magic.