Four Ingredients, Many Spatulas, and a Cake to Kill God A million people pressed the same button, so the goal becomes baking a cake that can kill God, with a quick plug to grab his Youtubes from the link before it sells out. Using modern laziness, box mix, water, oil, and three eggs replace old-timey excess, stirred with a self-dubbed stir stick amid an arsenal of spoons and spatulas. Powder, water, and a risky oil pour go in, then a goblin-like candy hunt ends with M&Ms dumped into the batter while candy corn is banned. The pan fills, the M&Ms sink to the bottom, and the mess heads into the oven.
Mountain of Frosting, Gummy Worm Offering, Total Abomination The cake emerges looking diseased, so three full cans of frosting are piled on until it becomes half cake, half icing, and barely able to hold its own weight. An M&M "POG" label reads as "poo," audio glitches, and the creation earns the line about God staying in heaven out of fear of what He made. Defeat turns to escalation by throwing on random toppings, culminating in a five‑pound bag of gummy worms lined around the edges as an offering. The final result is proudly terrible, followed by thanks for one million subscribers, a reminder to subscribe, and another nudge to the Youtubes link.